WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR EX MOVES OUT
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If you have a job,
you buy another bed. But when you're newly unemployed, you find love for your floor. |
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WITH MY FURNITURE IN MY FORMER BOYFRIEND’S FUTURE APARTMENT, I FOUND MYSELF IN NEED OF TWO THINGS:
1. SOMETHING TO SLEEP ON 2. SEATING TO TAKE ON MY SEARCH FOR AN APARTMENT, A JOB, & MOST DEFINITELY A THERAPIST I NEEDED A CHAIR. I NEEDED A BED. I NEEDED A MULTIPURPOSE SOLUTION, SO I STARTED BY GUTTING A $30 MATTRESS. |
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AND THUS,
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MORNINGS BEGIN WHEN I FOLD HIS ARMS UP BY MY SIDE & SECURE THE STRAPS FOR LOUNGE CHAIR CHED -- A WFH MANIFESTATION FOR THE JOBS I'LL SOON HAVE. OR, THE STAPLE FOR A DAY OF VEGGING OUT ON TRASH TV. AND WHEN IT’S TIME TO CRASH, CHED'S #1 PICK UP LINE IS UNFOLDING TO THE SIZE OF A FULL BED. TALK ABOUT A HUMBLE BRAG...
CHED’S PRESENT DAY UTILITY IS ONLY OUTSHINED BY HIS POTENTIAL IN A POST-PANDEMIC FUTURE. ALL THE HOMIES CAMPED OUT ON THE FLOOR FOR A LONG NIGHT SPENT CATCHING UP AROUND A BOTTLE OF MEZCAL. & WHEN LATE NIGHT HITS: GOODBYE FLOOR, HELLO CHED.
54" X 75"
100% ORGANIC COTTON BATTING
TEMPUR MEMORY FOAM
RUBBER PAD LOCK LASHING STRAPS
**SENDING MY LOVE TO NAILL FROM FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE WHO SOLD ME HIS FUTON
100% ORGANIC COTTON BATTING
TEMPUR MEMORY FOAM
RUBBER PAD LOCK LASHING STRAPS
**SENDING MY LOVE TO NAILL FROM FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE WHO SOLD ME HIS FUTON
Handcrafted in Brooklyn, NY
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